Oh, he'll just call the cops to do his dirty work, don'cha know! The modern man doesn't believe in the 9+ minute response time of the 'average' police departme

Oh, he'll just call the cops to do his dirty work, don'cha know! The modern man doesn't believe in the 9+ minute response time of the 'average' police department, and would never deign to live in an area where the PD response is measured in hours (hello, Detroit!). The modern man will peaceably talk his intruder into a hearty early breakfast (or late night dinner) while waiting for the fuzz to arrive. /s, in case anyone was curious. The 'modern man' feels self reliance is antiquated and passé.