bu-but then how will you be able to view my un-skippable pop-up marketing video, my amazing photo carousal. And don't tell me you actually like default browser

bu-but then how will you be able to view my un-skippable pop-up marketing video, my amazing photo carousal. And don't tell me you actually like default browser scrolling, my custom JS scrolling is much better. Oh and don't worry about the load time, that only happens the first time, after that the 30Mb of content is cached so its fine. :^)