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That was an odd list. Maybe it was sarcastic as others have pointed out? He first lists that the modern man sleeps on the side of the bed nearest the door so th
by learc83 11y ago
That was an odd list. Maybe it was sarcastic as others have pointed out? He first lists that the modern man sleeps on the side of the bed nearest the door so that he can try to fight off intruders. Then later on he says he has absolutely no use for a gun and never will. I hope that intruder he's fighting isn't armed or a lot bigger/stronger/better-at-fighting than he is.
He also knows which women's shoe brands run small and large? How often is he buying his wife shoes?
- lwhalen 11y agoOh, he'll just call the cops to do his dirty work, don'cha know! The modern man doesn't believe in the 9+ minute response time of the 'average' police department, and would never deign to live in an area where the PD response is measured in hours (hello, Detroit!). The modern man will peaceably talk his intruder into a hearty early breakfast (or late night dinner) while waiting for the fuzz to arrive. /s, in case anyone was curious. The 'modern man' feels self reliance is antiquated and passé.