This is the problem exactly - it doesn't have anything to do with the language ... too many damn bells and whistles and too many damn analytics / ad libraries.

This is the problem exactly - it doesn't have anything to do with the language ... too many damn bells and whistles and too many damn analytics / ad libraries. If you're delivering content, you should focus on delivering the content. My computer shouldn't nearly freeze trying to read a recipe, or the weather, or a simple news article, etc ...