Well then I have amazing news. Thomas* and I are as of this moment co-founders of an early stage startup dedicated to providing highly relevant, high-correlati

Well then I have amazing news. Thomas* and I are as of this moment co-founders of an early stage startup dedicated to providing highly relevant, high-correlation value coefficient discovery and value maximization tools to VCs, based on a proprietary, patent-pending data signal threshold gathering optimization algorithm. Our years of experience in big data environments makes us uniquely well suited to capture this critical market sector and drive key competitive differentiation value for our select, affluent, data-driven clientele. By transforming guesswork and "feel" into a model-driven, properly-fitted data domain analysis, we believe our transformative technology can provide the same sort of quantum leap optimization to the VC space that similar analysis tools have afforded the financial services space. And not only does this incredible, ground floor opportunity come with perhaps the top two seasoned computer veterans of all time: we will, for a limited time, accept inquiries into a funding round for the low entry fee of one Lamborghini each. Please ensure that mine is candy apple red. * Note: Thomas may not yet be aware of this. For the time being, please direct all funds and lamborghinis to me. F.