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Team, 336 people will be fired. We hope it brings our stock price back up. Jack

by yuvadam 11y ago

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bshimmin 11y ago
This is like corporate email golfing, I love it. I propose "Hey" instead of "Team".
- masklinn 11y ago
  Hey, Stock in the dumps, 336 chumps are fired. Jack
  - ethbro 11y ago
    Plus side: would definitely fit in a tweet.
    - flashman 11y ago
      @jack: "just slimming down my twttr"
  - Mahn 11y ago
    Yo, 336 people out. We'll compensate. J.
    - williamguerra 11y ago
      employees -= 336
    - butwhy 11y ago
      Hey, you stole Elon's schtick: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/652605371857530880 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/652605371857530880
  - dexcs 11y ago
    Twitter's Servers are running autonom. We just do not need you anymore... Thanks... AI
    - fnordfnordfnord 11y ago
      Error: No payroll records for your username. ("We fixed the glitch!"
      - superfunc 11y ago
        <3 office space
      - masklinn 11y ago
        That's not far from reality either: https://twitter.com/bartt/status/653946266938818561 https://twitter.com/bartt/status/653946266938818561 > I've been impacted by $TWTR's layoffs. This is how I found out this morning. [screenshot of iOS account showing inaccessible @twitter.com account]
  - phpnode 11y ago
    at least make it rhyme! Hey, Stock in the dumps, firing 336 chumps. Jack
- VLM 11y ago
  In this particular example, whats important is keeping the character count under 140, so your proposal wins 1 point. (insert golf clap). I will see your "Hey", and counter propose "Yo". That frees up two characters for use elsewhere vs the original "Team".
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