There is beauty in decrying the inapplicability of a purely functional thing: Even if you wanted more function, you couldn't have it, because there isn't. And

There is beauty in decrying the inapplicability of a purely functional thing: Even if you wanted more function, you couldn't have it, because there isn't. And yet, you find that it has no function. None! Water, water, every where, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink.