Looks like he only has a short unshaven facial growth [1], that barely qualifies as a beard, which we all know are the true reason behind successful programming

Looks like he only has a short unshaven facial growth [1], that barely qualifies as a beard, which we all know are the true reason behind successful programming languages [2] [1] http://assets.bizjournals.com/portland/print-edition/p%2019%20Companion%20link*150.jpg?v=1 http://assets.bizjournals.com/portland/print-edition/p%2019%... [2] http://www.wired.com/2012/06/beard-gallery/ http://www.wired.com/2012/06/beard-gallery/