Set up a double-blind test, where there's a fake private school where the principal on down don't know that they're actually government-run. At the end of the

Set up a double-blind test, where there's a fake private school where the principal on down don't know that they're actually government-run. At the end of the school year, have Aston Kutcher show up to the school with a TV crew and tell everyone that they've been working at/attending a public school for the past year!