Thank you, the comments look like something from the Onion. "Oh, I don't have any savings either, it's all tied up in my money market account, stock portfolio,

Thank you, the comments look like something from the Onion. "Oh, I don't have any savings either, it's all tied up in my money market account, stock portfolio, house, car, and business." When someone reads "less than $1000 in savings" and interprets it as "they must mean less than $1000 in a single investment vehicle" there's a huge empathy gap.