Nailed it. You know what Perforce is? An overcomplicated, shittier version of SVN that's harder to use, and uses a bunch of the wrong words to describe thing so

Nailed it. You know what Perforce is? An overcomplicated, shittier version of SVN that's harder to use, and uses a bunch of the wrong words to describe thing so as to separate it from SVN and boost vendor lock-in. Git is hard to understand for someone used to CVS/SVN, but it's better than both in the and, and completely free.