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> a Docker container for each line of code Yes, this is the surest way for developers to guarantee the code itself is always bug-free. Everything becomes "jus
by daxfohl 11y ago
> a Docker container for each line of code
Yes, this is the surest way for developers to guarantee the code itself is always bug-free. Everything becomes "just an ops problem".
2017 predictions: buzzy job title: Ops-Dev. Labview-style graphical programming http://www.ni.com/newsletter/app/largeimage?lang=en&imageurl=%2Fcms%2Fimages%2Fdevzone%2Fpub%2Fnrjsxmfm912163998723206173.jpg http://www.ni.com/newsletter/app/largeimage?lang=en&imageurl... becomes the new hotness. Amazon and Google introduce new graphical programming workflow coordination services for lambda. Nothing ever gets finished.
(2018 predictions: google discontinues this service)
(2019 predictions: every machine instruction now belongs to its own docker package; the successor to Kubernates is marketed as a distributed asynchronous virtual CPU. Data centers begin requiring small nuclear stations to generate the electricity to power them. Still nothing gets finished).
(2020 predictions: someone rediscovers this "heroku" thing; things start getting done again. Hot new industry: nuclear waste disposal)
(2119 prediction: nuclear stations powering 2019's data centers are still running at full power but servers are all dormant; nobody wants to turn off a server "just in case").
- arethuza 11y ago"graphical programming workflow coordination services" Those things are always sold to CIO types based on the idea that "you won't need developers" and then you end up with some eldritch graphical abomination where being being able to visualise things just makes it worse.... Draw a rough diagram and then write your code - fine, generate a diagram from code - fine, generate code from a diagram - nightmare.
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- wlievens 11y agoFor people who gawk at this LabVIEW screenshot: this is what actual LV production code looks like - the rule, not the exception!