This wasn't too bad, actually. Starting off with them looking fairly "boss-like", ending up with them looking mediocre with lame post-party fare, and ending wit

This wasn't too bad, actually. Starting off with them looking fairly "boss-like", ending up with them looking mediocre with lame post-party fare, and ending with both familial and distant anecdotes of the people they made suffer with shark loans, for plastic pearls. I would hope the average reader sees it as a cautionary tale about how not to become pathetic like this. Then again, my time browsing WallStreetOasis.com showed me that people unironically admired Gordon Gekko, so I'm sure some money hungry dweeb out there just wishes he was in their shoes right now.