Try telling your accountant "I want to pay less tax and I don't care how you do it." When you're audited, have fun claiming you didn't know that you were commi

Try telling your accountant "I want to pay less tax and I don't care how you do it." When you're audited, have fun claiming you didn't know that you were committing tax evasion. Try buying something for a ridiculously low price down the pub. When the police come to take the stolen goods away, try claiming you didn't realise something selling for a tenth of its value was stolen.