My gut says, this was not written by a native english-speaker. I don't know if it was pieced together by a computer program, or outsourced Chinese labor, or out

My gut says, this was not written by a native english-speaker. I don't know if it was pieced together by a computer program, or outsourced Chinese labor, or outsourced Chinese software, but it looks like the combination of two unrelated high-performing pieces of spam email. Giving the name of a fictional acquaintance is a strong tip-off.