As a side effect of DARE's eventual disappearance from schools, one of my favorite (bad) jokes no longer works with younger listeners. (Wait for the third punch

As a side effect of DARE's eventual disappearance from schools, one of my favorite (bad) jokes no longer works with younger listeners. (Wait for the third punchline.) Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure. Alas, I'll have to save my bad jokes for other adults and come up with some new ones for the kiddos. EDIT: Formatting.