It's a joke, consistent with Matt Levine's writing style. See for example the image and caption for his article on Panda Express: http://www.bloombergview.com/a

It's a joke, consistent with Matt Levine's writing style. See for example the image and caption for his article on Panda Express: http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2015-09-24/panda-express-s-life-coach-might-have-overshared-a-bit http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2015-09-24/panda-expre...