Why don't I just publish an RSS feed to my bank account? WTF is wrong with people. Are we really becoming this narcissistic? Don't give me the "deal comparis

Why don't I just publish an RSS feed to my bank account? WTF is wrong with people. Are we really becoming this narcissistic? Don't give me the "deal comparison" bullshit, because honestly, who shops outside of Amazon, Newegg, B&H these days? Who doesn't already consult their knowledgeable friends before big purchases? I dunno, maybe I'm a dinosaur, but I was raised to sort of keep those details on the DL AND I live in NYC were it isn't necessarily the best idea to be broadcasting my major purchases right along side my full name.