"The only thing more pathetic than still playing Rock, Paper, Scissors in real life is playing it online with one-dimensional Web hands." Sorry, but this is ju

"The only thing more pathetic than still playing Rock, Paper, Scissors in real life is playing it online with one-dimensional Web hands." Sorry, but this is just not fair. Rock, paper, scissors used properly in real life can be an effective decision making tool. Also, got to say, why does this guy even care. If they're so worthless they'll die soon enough right?