Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism -- the phenomenon is real! Seriously, you nee

Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism -- the phenomenon is real! Seriously, you need to cut out the coffee, stat.