This will probably get me hellbanned here, but here's a bit of gold: "The companies that come out of [venture capital funding] are no longer pursuing profit, o

This will probably get me hellbanned here, but here's a bit of gold: "The companies that come out of [venture capital funding] are no longer pursuing profit, or even revenue. Instead, the measure of their success is valuation—how much money they've convinced people to tell them they're worth." I yearn now for a modern day Ambrose Bierce to write up something clever and cutting, with entries like: _valuation_: how much money you've convinced people to tell you you're worth