My favorite clip is of the police who said something to the effect of, "When we asked him what it was, he only said it was a clock he didnt tell us why he broug

My favorite clip is of the police who said something to the effect of, "When we asked him what it was, he only said it was a clock he didnt tell us why he brought it to school..." so they arrested him for a hoax bomb. That statement reeks of a story made up after the fact. You can imagine them sitting around their police station after they let the kid go. Police A: "Oh shit, this kid was just bringing in a clock to show his engineering teacher. There are several witnesses who heard him tell us it was just a clock. And now everyone in the world is watching. We're fucked." Police B: "Nothing's fucked, bro. Be cool. Think. Think. Wait, he never told us whhhhy he brought the clock to school." Police A: "Why does that matter? he told us it was just a clock and it is just a clock! Did we even ask why he brought it?" Police B: "I didnt ask why. Did you? Even if you didnt, its still somethin' you could say." Police A: "That is so stupid." Police B: "Still, you know... it is somethin' you could say." Police A: "That is so stupid. You are stupid. And, we are fucked!" ...later at press conference clears throat Police A: "...he told us it was a clock buuuuut, he never told us whhhhy he brought the clock..." glances over at Police B who has the stupidest grin on his face