Ask HN: I want to email ads to content outlets like NYT. How?

I would like to start emailing "all human addresses that I can find" at premium content outlets like NYT, Wired, etc, as well as the FCC and FTC, Congress. Just something pleasant to do in the mornings over coffee. The content will be my thoughts, observations, complaints and desires about online advertising. I want to include really eye catching and noticeable ads in these emails, served from any really privacy and resource violating ad network. Would I go directly to an ad network? Which ones? Or is there an email service I could contract with, that handles the ad part for me? I would prefer that the email appear to come from my main email address, not some third party, and any reply-tos would come to me. Bonus if I can somehow be notified that an ad blocker was used, so that I can auto-reply with "Please do me a solid, and unblock my domain, so that I can afford to pay my broadband bill and communicate with you." Also, I want to easily NOT email ads to my everyday correspondents.