Other replies have done a good job describing the actual perks of status, but in terms of "cleaner cells in prison" ... I'd be happy to go to prison if it mean

Other replies have done a good job describing the actual perks of status, but in terms of "cleaner cells in prison" ... I'd be happy to go to prison if it meant I got free massages in a spa[1] or chauffeured around in a Porsche[2]. [1] http://travelsort.com/blog/thai-airways-first-class-lounge-and-spa-bangkok-review http://travelsort.com/blog/thai-airways-first-class-lounge-a... [2] http://upgrd.com/regionalfirst/the-best-lounge-in-the-world-back-at-the-lufthansa-first-class-terminal-frankfurt.html http://upgrd.com/regionalfirst/the-best-lounge-in-the-world-...