This is a great sarcasm piece that seems timeless. "Real Programmers can write five-page-long DO loops without getting confused." "Real Programmers don't need

This is a great sarcasm piece that seems timeless. "Real Programmers can write five-page-long DO loops without getting confused." "Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious." "If you can't do it in FORTRAN, do it in assembly language. If you can't do it in assembly language, it isn't worth doing." "At a funeral, the Real Programmer is the one saying ``Poor George. And he almost had the sort routine working before the coronary.''