I've got a startup idea. We design and build self-driving cars that tirelessly roam the streets to find the self-driving cars of all our competitors and crash i

I've got a startup idea. We design and build self-driving cars that tirelessly roam the streets to find the self-driving cars of all our competitors and crash into them until all the other self-driving-car companies pay us a ransom to stop all the 'self-driving-car accident' news stories.