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Jony Ive's Voice
- skrause 11y agoIt's down already. What could I find on this site?
- pibefision 11y agoI guess Jony Ive's voice :)
- jug 11y agoIt was slow here but eventually loaded. You will find Jony Ive's voice.
- Mithaldu 11y agoProbably something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh0nc1JL4-0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh0nc1JL4-0
- ibmthrowaway271 11y agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1KD7DdnRb8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1KD7DdnRb8 is the classic though.
- sp332 11y agoUgh after listening to a few seconds of that, I need this https://twitter.com/sep332/status/620297730783637505 https://twitter.com/sep332/status/620297730783637505
- raldi 11y agoA soundboard where you could click buttons and hear him say 20-30 prerecorded phrases.
- phatbyte 11y agoThis is quite possible the best descriptive domain name ever. And we think we you're going to love it.
- agumonkey 11y agoThis needs to be added.
- xd1936 11y agoSomeone needs Cloudflare.
- feld 11y agoor just Varnish :P
- ucaetano 11y agoSo unique. Very powerful. Very capable. Sounds so much like a doge meme.
- dylankbuckley 11y agoOh wow! I made this last night just for fun. It's going a bit nuts the last hour. I have just upgraded hosting, so it should be live and well!
- ohitsdom 11y agoTimeout on the first try but it loaded on the second. Nothing playing yet but it's trying...
- dylankbuckley 11y agoAbout 1300 people actively on the site right now. Maybe why.
- feld 11y agoHave you used Varnish before? Should solve your problem almost instantly.
- dylankbuckley 11y agoHonestly. I put this together in about 25 mins. Didn't think too hard haha. Thanks for the link though, shall check it out.
- avn2109 11y agoSomeone claiming to be the site's creator is replying to these comments, but for some reason his (pretty new) account is dead, so nobody can see his comments unless they have showdead on :\
- dylankbuckley 11y agoI have never used Hacker News before hence only just creating an account. My twitter handle is @dylankbuckley - Same as one on site obviously :)
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- ggualberto 11y agoWhere's "aluminum"?
- dylankbuckley 11y agoComing!!!
- clamprecht 11y agoaluminium, yankee!
- LeoNatan25 11y agoNucular weapons in the Eye-rack!
- dylankbuckley 11y agoIt's there now!
- racl101 11y agoPage not loading. Edit: there we go. Now loaded. Ha ha. He sounds like Simon Cowell but with a lothario sensibility. This guy should be narrating romantic novels for chicks.
- thomasahle 11y agoLove it! We need more quotes!
- throwaway8974 11y agoThe most efficient ambient sound generator : setInterval(function(){$('#btn'+(1+Math.floor(Math.random()*21))).trigger('click');},1000) Very powerful, remarkably simple to use.
- gniquil 11y agoGot too much on my hand var OVERLAP = 2500; var RECENTLY_PLAYED_NODES_LENGTH = 21; var recentlyPlayedNodes = []; var audioDurationFix = function(audio) { if ($(audio).attr('id') === 'ive-13') { return 3.0; } return audio.duration; } var randomNode = function() { var newNode = $('#ive-'+(1+Math.floor(Math.random()*$('audio').length)))[0]; if (recentlyPlayedNodes.indexOf(newNode) === -1) { recentlyPlayedNodes.push(newNode); if (recentlyPlayedNodes.length > RECENTLY_PLAYED_NODES_LENGTH) { recentlyPlayedNodes.shift(); } return newNode; } else { return randomNode(); } } var playNext = function() { var audioNode = randomNode(); $(audioNode).on('timeupdate', function() { if (audioNode.currentTime * 1000 > audioDurationFix(audioNode) * 1000 - OVERLAP) { $(audioNode).off('timeupdate'); playNext(); } }); audioNode.play(); } playNext();
- S_A_P 11y agoJony Ive is a great designer. I admire the work he has done, I have 2 macbook pros sitting on my desk right now next to the iPhone 6+ I own. Now that I have established my "apple credentials", I ABSOLUTELY HATE the apple propaganda videos describing their products with his voice. It may have played 5-10 years ago, but now I just think its pompous and superficial. Of course its just my opinion, but I really wish apple would revamp their whole showcase format. It really turns me off to hear things like "This is the most advanced iDevice we have ever produced, it truly is an amazing, magical device". Shit, it better be, you spent the year iterating on it!!!
- BinaryIdiot 11y agoI completely agree with you. I like their technical explanations at times and other times they just feel so contrived and forced.
- wodenokoto 11y agoTheir entire show plays like a polished infomercial.
- BinaryIdiot 11y agoI don't know anything about audio engineering but is it possible to remove, or at least tone down, the background music in these? It really prevents me from making product videos with them :)
- dylankbuckley 11y agoHaha I tried for like 3 mins but only had GarageBand (which j don't know how to use) so sorry :(
- burritofanatic 11y agoI know it was a candid interview, but time and experience can do quite a bit to diction. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1KD7DdnRb8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1KD7DdnRb8
- thatswrong0 11y agoNeeds more "unapologetically"