function DepressionDefined('name') { //Lets make some equations! //First lets define depression var Depression = sad state of mind; var Super = 100000000000

function DepressionDefined('name') { //Lets make some equations! //First lets define depression var Depression = sad state of mind; var Super = 10000000000000; Super + Depression = "super sad state of mind"; //Now geek, special classification var Geek = obsessive state of mind; //Add them up... var Suicide; Depression + Geek = Super + Depression = Suicide; //Call advanced functions Suicide = Permanent solution to temporary problem('name'); //And that returns Return Suicide; } Lets see the output "NAME has committed suicide. SUICIDE is FAIL."