Well, that was entertaining. Now, back in the realistic and hostile environment of the professional world, I'm thinking up an equally convincing tale of the "ma

Well, that was entertaining. Now, back in the realistic and hostile environment of the professional world, I'm thinking up an equally convincing tale of the "master" programmer who, despite much efficiency and cleverness, can't shake the depressing realization that his industry work is about as eventful as that of a janitor or plumber.