Editor: Nothing's happening and you guys are behind on ad impressions. Anyone have content ideas? "Freelance" Journalist: Oh! I could do a creative writing pro

Editor: Nothing's happening and you guys are behind on ad impressions. Anyone have content ideas? "Freelance" Journalist: Oh! I could do a creative writing prompt as an "Anonymous Academic," sexing up the ordinary academic publishing world with an expose. Bitter college kids will eat that up on social media. Editor: Guess that works. Run it!