Reminds my of the first program I ever wrote, in 10th grade, painstakingly assembled one IBM card at a time, output onto green bar paper. I changed the school

Reminds my of the first program I ever wrote, in 10th grade, painstakingly assembled one IBM card at a time, output onto green bar paper. I changed the school motto from "Gateway High School, Hats Off to Thee" to "Gateway High School, Pants Down to Thee" surrounded by an ascii generated toilet. The principal took away half my card deck (which would have taken weeks to reproduce), promising to return them only when my father signed my output. My father reproduced my output by hand with his signature and a label: "Functional Specifications". The principal returned my cards and never said another word.