Not useful enough to be able to acquire a bank account, which requires a drivers license or social security number, which then requires a birth certificate. An

Not useful enough to be able to acquire a bank account, which requires a drivers license or social security number, which then requires a birth certificate. And as it turns out, it seem acquiring any of these things for purposes of a false identity is illegal. So much for remaining anonymous online just because I'd like to be, not because I need to be.