Yup. Everything about this posting screams red flag to me, from the derisive snipe at freelancers to the drug-testing requirement to the strong indication that

Yup. Everything about this posting screams red flag to me, from the derisive snipe at freelancers to the drug-testing requirement to the strong indication that they expect everything done yesterday (but, naturally, would never themselves put in the mental effort to prioritize anything). I'm almost tempted to troll them with an application (factually honest, of course), but only almost.