Hi HN, my name is Olivier, I’m a 22 yo entrepreneur with a failing startup. I have 6 days left until I go broke, have to leave the city and end my bootstrapped

Hi HN, my name is Olivier, I’m a 22 yo entrepreneur with a failing startup. I have 6 days left until I go broke, have to leave the city and end my bootstrapped company. So I came up with this crazy website to raise funds to help me survive: AskJemima.com is a witty virtual psychic that will text you a personalized answer to any question you ask for 99c. Help out a fellow hacker and ask a question!