Ask HN: Any graphic design folks here want Adobe software

I'm desperately in need of money, & am trying to find someone who'll buy my Adobe CS4 Master Collection software package. I paid over $3,500.00 years ago, & am now pricing it at ~75% less at $750. According to Adobe, to transfer a license both parties must fill out a 'transfer of ownership' form, which I'll provide my copy with your software, than you can finish that up with snail mail. I'm offering it as a trackable package to help ward off anyone who would try to cheat me. -Thanks