Author: Tech people aren't suffering like most of the rest of the world is. Me: Okay... Author: Good thing Amazon is here to fix that! Me: Wait, no. That's n

Author: Tech people aren't suffering like most of the rest of the world is. Me: Okay... Author: Good thing Amazon is here to fix that! Me: Wait, no. That's not actually good. Author: Work is the only way to be a better human being! Me: WTF is wrong with you?