So my neighbor has a book in his house I want to read. He didn't want the book out of his house. So we both got legal counsel and negotiated a contract that I

So my neighbor has a book in his house I want to read. He didn't want the book out of his house. So we both got legal counsel and negotiated a contract that I paid him an amount of money and I could read the book inside his house. He also put a damages clause in the contract because for some reason people have violated his stupid rule. Well, pretty soon I wanted to read the book outside. Oh, but the rule. But wait, I had him outsmarted! I put the book on table in the house next to a window, and then I could read the book while outside. Wait, this is stupid. Why am I reading a book through the window? I'll just pull the book out through the window and read it there. WTF, my neighbor now says I violated the contract? I've triggered the damages clause of the contract I vountarily agreed to? All I did was move a book three feet through a window! I had a contract that I could read it!! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!!!