I heard about a bug report once, where a guy contacted IT to say "I can't log in when standing up, only when sitting down." IT guy is like "well that's the stu

I heard about a bug report once, where a guy contacted IT to say "I can't log in when standing up, only when sitting down." IT guy is like "well that's the stupidest thing I ever heard", but he tromps up to the reporter's cubicle, and sure enough, same thing happens to him. Eventually he discovers you can only log in if you're touch-typing, because a few letters got swapped, and nobody touch-types when they're standing up.