I am assuredly a "lisper" and I really don't want to use anything based on Nix. I really dislike how statically linked executables are not portable on Nix. I'm

I am assuredly a "lisper" and I really don't want to use anything based on Nix. I really dislike how statically linked executables are not portable on Nix. I'm less upset w.r.t. dynamic library management.