Thank you thank you thank you. I couldn't stop chuckling for at least five minutes. I waited 24+ hours to respond because I didn't want to call undue attention

Thank you thank you thank you. I couldn't stop chuckling for at least five minutes. I waited 24+ hours to respond because I didn't want to call undue attention to your comment. I didn't want anyone to downvote you for violating HN's unwritten proscript about humor.