This is the far more likely scenario: After watching this GIF, I imagined what it would feel like walking past a charging station with this thing on it. How it

This is the far more likely scenario: After watching this GIF, I imagined what it would feel like walking past a charging station with this thing on it. How it slowly turns its 10KV-charged head towards me. "- You definitely do not look like a charging socket to me. - I really am. Look, I am not human... - No, you really don't... - I just need a quick charge!"